He goes for the gold every time.
You probably know Adam Rippon — Olympic figure skater, the first openly gay man to qualify for Team USA's winter squad, BRONZE MEDALIST, and epic sass queen.
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And while we're all here to watch Adam slay on the ice, he's also hands down one of the funniest people to follow on Twitter. His tweets are *kisses fingers like an Italian chef* magnificent.
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On being an LGBT athlete at the Olympics:
When someone questioned who his skating partner would be as a gay man (even though he doesn't skate in pairs LOL) and he clapped back with the force of a Category 5 hurrigayne:
On gaining a competitive advantage:
That time he roasted a troll:
On supporting fellow Olympians:
On outer space (FYI space is gay, I don't make the rules):
And this hilarious followup:
His expert opinion on why figure skaters wear their costumes and not uniforms:
On being a California girl through and through:
On living up to the name that his mom gave him:
On what the judges should factor in to his score:
On being the REAL Cake Boss:
On how hard adulting can be:
On living that single life:
On living your best damn life:
On perfecting your Olympics look:
His pitch for some Big Little Lies season 2 storylines:
TBH this is one of my faves:
On being a leader in the community:
On being self aware...
...and his mom did NOT deny the description:
On relishing being an underdog:
On landing that gold-medal glow up:
Pitching his Real Housewives of the Olympics tagline:
And (earnest tweets alert) celebrating his brand new and cute AF friendship with fellow out and proud Olympian Gus Kenworthy...
...AND being proud to be an LGBT Olympian:
Keep tweeting your way to a gold, Adam!
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