29 Things Millennials Considered "Hot Guy Things" That Definitely Aren't "Hot Guy Things" Anymore

29 Things Millennials Considered "Hot Guy Things" That Definitely Aren't "Hot Guy Things" Anymore

1. Guys with this "bangs for days" haircut:

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2. Guys who just, like, dry humped the air in a congo line:

3. Guys who enjoyed giving each other wet willies while eating pizza:

4. This type of sweaty man-boy wiggling:

5. Guys with super flat-ironed hair that made this face in every pic they took:

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6. Guys who wore zippered baby tees:

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7. Just a bunch of guys slapping their own asses:

8. Guys who wore suggestive graphic tees:

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9. Guys with thermals under short-sleeve T-shirts (but especially graphic tees) and polos:

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10. Guys who weren't afraid to expose a tit or two:

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11. Guys who wore fedoras (even if they low-key looked ridic in them):

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12. Guys who liked having hot wax poured on their chest:

13. Any guy with extremely spiky gelled-up hair:

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14. And ESPECIALLY spiky tips that were frosted:

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15. Guys with extremely baggy cargo shorts:

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16. Guys who went full-on Canadian tuxedo and wore denim on denim:

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17. Any guy wearing this exact "going out for the night" outfit:

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18. Guys who wore matching track suits without shirts:

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19. Any guy who wore beaded and shelled necklaces — preferably puka:

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20. Guys with this haircut:

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21. Guys who were really good at making dramatic hand movements:

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22. Guys who hung out together in piles of stuffed animals:

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23. Guys with very large striped ties that they wore with untucked button downs:

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24. Guys in distressed bootcut jeans and Chucks:

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25. Guys with faux hawks:

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Bonus points if they were frosted.


26. Guys with shredded clothing:

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27. Guys with reflective leather clothing:

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28. Any of the guys who had to stand shirtless outside an Abercrombie in the mall:

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29. And finally, literally any guy who worked at Hollister and rocked weirdly, almost green-tinted distressed jeans with Hollister logo tees:

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