37. Your coach painstakingly teaching you the difference between shoulder pass and chest pass.
38. Tapping a ball out instead of intercepting it and your coach saying “if you can get one hand to it, you can get two”.
39. Getting pissy with the umpire because you swear to god you were three feet away.
40. Holding the ball, shaking it up and down in your hands because no one on your team is free to pass and you are STRESSED.
41. The coach yelling “come forward girls!” from the sidelines.
42. Getting called for held ball and thinking, “jeez that’s a new one”.