1. Scott Pilgrim played by Michael Cera
Best line: "When I'm around you, I kind of feel like I'm on drugs. Not that I do drugs. Unless you do drugs, in which case I do them all the time. All of them."
2. Ramona Flowers played by Mary Elizabeth Winstead
Best line: "Let's both be girls." [Knees Gideon in the crotch]
3. Wallace Wells played by Kieran Culkin
Best line: "I want to have his adopted babies."
4. Kim Pine played by Alison Pill
Best line: "Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it."
5. Stacey Pilgrim played by Anna Kendrick
Best line: "Dating a high schooler?! Scandalous!"
6. Julie Powers played by Aubrey Plaza
Best line: "They're called jobs, something a [beep]-ball like you wouldn't know anything about."
7. Gideon Grimes played by Jason Schwartzman
Best line: "You made me swallow my gum! That's going to be in my digestive tract for seven years!"
8. Young Neil played by Johnny Simmons
Best line: "You punched the highlights out of her hair. HE PUNCHED THE HIGHLIGHTS OUT OF HER HAIR!"
9. Stephen Stills played by Mark Webber
Best line: "Hey, man. Question: I've always wondered how does not eating dairy products give you psychic powers?"
10. Knives Chau played by Ellen Wong
Best line: "Go ahead. I'm too cool for you anyway."
11. Matthew Patel played by Satya Bhabha
Best line: "Pirates are in this year!"
12. Lucas Lee played by Chris Evans
Best line: "The only thing separating me from her is the two minutes it's gonna take to kick your ass."
13. Roxy Richter played by Mae Whitman
Best line: "You punched me in the boob! Prepare to die, obviously."
14. Envy Adams played by Brie Larson
Best line: "Hey, Ramona, I like your outfit. Affordable?"
15. Todd Ingrim played by Brandon Routh
Best line: "...Chicken isn't vegan?"