The form! The sass! The "They're taking the hobbits to Isengard" energy!
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I! Am! The! Crypt! Keeper!
Like any self-proclaimed Nerdy McNerd growing up in the early '00s, my life was LOTR. I loved everything about it — but I especially loved anything involving Aragorn, Gimli, and, of course, the arrow-shooting, shield-skateboard-wielding, oliphaunt-surfing elf, Legolas.
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No offense to, like, everyone else.